why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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A police officer told me once that if you call 911 and then just lie the phone down they will be pinpoint your cell signal or use your home phone to get your location and come help you. Just in case this might help someone.
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Every person has the right to:
choose WHO they have sex with
decide WHAT rules are in place when they have sex
consent WHEN they are willing to have sex
allow WHERE they let someone touch them
reason WHY they are having sex
explore HOW often they have sex
When one of these rules is overlooked, things such as slut-shaming, rape, and regret come into play.
PREACH
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The man in the carriage II, Walter Gramatte. German Expressionist Painter (1897 - 1929)
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the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
YOU DON’T EVENFS UNDERSTAND I POINTED THIS OUT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BECASUET UKBHJAJHKJNK ALHBAABDASNJ ELGYABW
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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